[Oh he was, the best volunteer she could have ever asked for! He wasn't trying to get away for a start, so yup that's definitely good volunteer material.

Personally she doesn't believe in it all either. Heck if she really wanted to delve into the world of hypnotism then she could have drawn something up or looked into some magical whatsit that would get the job done. This is just harmless, silly fun and making the best of her sub-par prize as far as she's concerned.]

Oho, could do! Tis the great art of life to manage well a restless mind or whatever. Or in this case, control well a restless mind. I'm not holding my breath for any of this however.

[Giving the box a shake it falls open with all the traditional things you would expect to find in a box with such a label. Plastic wand, cards, cups and a ball, yadda yadda...

Of course she bypasses all of that and goes for the fake pocket watch and hypnotic cardboard disc.]

Rotating wheel of dizziness and nausea, or the traditional, old fashioned method that comes to mind when you think about hypnotism - take your pick!