[But until a few minutes ago he didn't know a bath was meant to have half the functions this thing has so what room does he have to talk really.
Alright, making sense of this isn't going to happen. Plan B. Mash the buttons and see what comes up... And eventually through some miracle the water starts churning about as the jets come on! There's also music playing, lights on under the water, and a TV screen has popped out of one side of the bath. But just ignore all that.]
There we go, got it at last! All that just for some jets... I still have no idea what any of these buttons even do. [He should have paid more attention. Oops.]
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[But until a few minutes ago he didn't know a bath was meant to have half the functions this thing has so what room does he have to talk really.
Alright, making sense of this isn't going to happen. Plan B. Mash the buttons and see what comes up... And eventually through some miracle the water starts churning about as the jets come on! There's also music playing, lights on under the water, and a TV screen has popped out of one side of the bath. But just ignore all that.]
There we go, got it at last! All that just for some jets... I still have no idea what any of these buttons even do. [He should have paid more attention. Oops.]